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    Ads: The final frontier

    A lunar billboard is only the beginning

    by Kris Frieswick

    Radio Shack Corp. is boldly going where no other advertiser has gone
    before. The Fort Worth, Texas, retail giant has signed up with a tiny
    Arlington, Virginia, start-up called LunaCorp to sponsor a most unusual
    marketing event; a mission to explore the moon with an advanced robotic
    vehicle, set for 2003. Neither Radio Shack nor LunaCorp would disclose
    exact terms, but the sponsorship is expected to cost Radio Shack about $1
    million in the first year alone. In exchange, the retailer gets to put
    its logo on the moon rover.

    -- Wall Street Journal, June 15, 2000

    JOHNSBURY, IL (June 29) -- In what is believed to be the world's first
    intra-human advertisement, heart-valve manufacturer Valvetek yesterday
    announced that surgeons at St. Joseph's Presbyterian Hospital in
    Johnsbury, Illinois, have implanted a special aortic heart valve bearing
    a Valvetek advertisement into the chest of Elmore Greenwald, of Merland,
    Illinois. The advertisement, drawn on the pea-size artificial aortic
    valve, is designed to appear in Mr. Greenwald's routine chest x-rays as
    the fluorescent green word VALVETEK. It will appear as a multicolored
    strobing display in MRIs. The valve was installed free of charge to Mr.
    Greenwald in exchange for the advertising space.

    "We feel that it's a win-win situation," says Chip Damson, Valvetek's
    vice-president of client enthusiasm and marketing. "Mr. Greenwald got a
    free heart operation, and we got exclusive advertising space that we
    expect will be viewed by approximately 258 cardiac specialists, our
    target demographic, over the next 10 years, provided Mr. Greenwald's
    post-surgical recovery meets expectations. It's a very cost-effective way
    to reach our customer base, and if Mr. Greenwald is still alive, what
    better ad space could there be?"

    Mr. Greenwald was still in ICU and unavailable for comment at press time.
    But his wife, Yolanda, says her husband accepted Valvetek's offer
    enthusiastically.

    "Before the Valvetek people came along, we nearly had to choose between
    the operation and the wide-screen TV we'd been eyeing since last
    Christmas," says Mrs. Greenwald. "This way, we got both. We couldn't be
    happier."

    This comes on the heels of another groundbreaking ad concept, unveiled
    last week at St. Mark's Church in Sultana, Maryland: a series of display
    ads affixed to the backs of the first 10 rows of the church's pews.
    Advertisers include Peterson's House of Stained Glass; Tippy's Florist;
    and Mrs. Gagne, lead church organist, available for weddings and other
    private functions. Local toy retailer Toys "N" Stuff also took out a
    mural-size advertisement that adorns the wall of the children's room.

    "Church attendance has been down," says Father Paul Belliveau, St. Mark's
    priest for 15 years. "Our weekly collection has been dropping, and we
    desperately needed to renovate the kitchen in the basement to accommodate
    the standing-room-only crowds we get for the bingo. This seemed like a
    low-impact way to fund our expansion without further burdening our
    dwindling client base. Plus, the people who sit in the first 10 rows are
    usually the rich folks who like everyone to see that they're in church
    every Sunday, so they're the most likely income bracket to respond to the
    products. I like to think it's what Jesus would have done. Now there's a
    guy who knew a thing or two about marketing."

    Father Belliveau says he and a local funeral home, Capuatano Brothers,
    are exploring a strategic partnership that would extend the advertising
    reach of the pew display ads to the sides of caskets at select funerals
    in the coming months.

    This news follows the launch last month of a new advertising campaign by
    General Consumer Goods Corporation, makers of Dove's Breath(TM) Toilet
    Tissue, that seeks to place oval-shaped ads on the underside of
    toilet-seat covers in 50,000 homes across America. "We want Dove's Breath
    to be what folks think of when they use the toilet," says Skip Hardagon,
    senior executive vice-president of external shareholder attentiveness and
    corporate communications for GCGC. "We have research that demonstrates
    that by forming a direct, predictable association between the ad and the
    bodily function, we can create an almost Pavlovian reflex. Eventually,
    these folks won't have any choice but to buy Dove's Breath."

    In exchange for accepting the ads, households will receive coupons worth
    more than $1000 for a variety of GCGC products, including Cholestra(TM)
    Spread, a cholesterol substitute that came under fire recently after
    several hundred people complained to the FDA that it caused "aggressive
    anal leakage."

    Technology is playing an important role in many of these new ad concepts.
    Tech start-up On Your Face Media Enterprises, in cooperation with Diamond
    Vision Centers, recently created a new type of eyeglasses that display
    ads on the inside of the lenses. On Your Face has signed contracts with
    more than 20 advertisers to produce "nano-ads," extremely short
    commercials (less than 1/100th of a second) that will flash briefly on
    the lens without interfering with normal vision, according to Trevor
    d'Allement, On Your Face's senior corporate liaison for consumer media
    coverage.

    "With our new nano-ads, you don't even realize you're seeing them," says
    d'Allement. "Consumers think they're wearing normal eyeglasses, but
    suddenly, they get a craving for a hamburger or a new car. I mean, most
    people have those cravings anyway. We're just looking to redirect them a
    little. And isn't that what advertising is all about?"

    Kris Frieswick can be reached at krisf1@gte.net.

    Copyright © 2000 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group. All rights
    reserved.

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