From: Jeremy Bradley (jeremyb@nor.com.au)
Date: Tue 29 Apr 2003 - 22:10:21 GMT
At 12:53 PM 29/04/03 +0100, you wrote:
> From News in Brief @ www.theonion.com (satirical)
>
>Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil
>
>KAMPALA, UGANDA. A day after having his hands amputated by soldiers
>backing President Yoweri Museveni's brutal regime, Ugandan political
>prisoner Otobo Ankole expressed regret Monday over Uganda's lack of oil
>reserves. "I dream of the U.S. one day fighting for the liberation of
>the oppressed Ugandan people," said Ankole as he nursed his bloody
>stumps. "But, alas, our number-one natural resource is sugar cane."
>Ankole, whose wife, parents, and five children were among the 4,000
>slaughtered in Uganda's ethnic killings of 2002, then bowed his head and
>said a prayer for petroleum.
>
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>
>Single instances make for bad precedents. We gonna free the world now?
>
>There are several indisputably guilty as hell child-killing perverts in
>prison that I'd happily execute, but I am against a death penalty. It is
>indefensible in principle and, especially, in practice. No exceptions.
>
>Chris.
Hey Guys
Don't blame me for starting this. I wanted to talk about memetic ice-cream
flavours.
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