From: joedees@bellsouth.net
Date: Fri 22 Nov 2002 - 04:37:21 GMT
                   Salman Rushdie Signs Humanist 
                           Manifesto 2000
               or How I Met the Great but Distant Man 
Paris: Oct. 7
Salman Rushdie was in Paris on the occasion of the publication of 
the French edition of his latest novel, The Ground Beneath Her 
Feet, (" La Terre Sous Ses Pieds"). Just a few days before his 
public appearance, a friend phoned to ask me whether I wanted to 
go and meet Rushdie at a press conference in the famous Parisian 
bookshop of FNAC “St.Lazare. I jumped at the idea, and 
immediately set out for the capital. But on arriving at the 
bookshop, we were told that only those who had special 
invitations were permitted to get anywhere near the great man, 
who was heavily guarded. I was greatly disappointed, and made 
my way to my friend™s flat which was quite a distance from the 
FNAC “St.Lazare. Just before reaching her flat, I walked past a 
bookshop, and noticed an enormous photo of Rushdie in the 
window. The shop was obviously stocking a large number of 
copies of Rushdie's latest book, and almost all his other titles 
available in French. I was about to turn away thinking Rushdie 
was mocking me and rubbing in my failure to meet him, when I 
noticed an unassuming little note at the bottom of the photo 
saying Rushdie would be present to sign copies of his book in this 
particular bookshop in two days time. I entered to check to see 
whether Rushdie himself would really turn up at this tiny little 
bookshop, almost unannounced. Yes indeed, he would. Sheer 
luck! Sheer coincidence! I waited in the cold, third person in the 
queue on Thursday, October 7th at 20 .00 hours outside the 
bookshop; The elderly French couple in front of me said they had 
not read anything by Rushdie but they were there on principle to 
support Rushdie morally.
About fifteen bodyguards were placed in front of the bookshop, 
and at promptly 20.30 Rushdie turned up in a large car with two 
more policemen. He was rushed into the bookshop, and then 
placed, rather illogically, right in front of the bookshop window, 
where any assassin would have had no problem in firing directly 
from a car or motorcycle from the road. Again, rather illogically, 
given all the fuss surrounding Rushdie™s security, the public were 
let in without any rigorous body search ; they did not even check 
my briefcase as I sauntered in.
As I suddenly found myself in front of Rushdie, I asked him to 
sign a copy of his book ( French edition), and then I blurted out 
breathlessly and as quickly as possible that I was Ibn Warraq, that 
I had sent him a copy of my book over two years ago, had he 
heard of it? had he read it ? here was yet another copy? Yes, he 
had heard of it, but did not think he had ever received a copy. No 
he would not have much time to see me after the signing but I 
could wait and see.
So, at the end when about 45 - 50 people had filed past, and the 
field was clear, I again approached Rushdie. He was a little more 
relaxed this time but still hardly very friendly. He confessed that 
he had after all received a copy of my book but in manuscript 
form! I showed him the copy of Free Inquiry with the Humanist 
Manifesto 2000, explained to him very quickly what it and the 
Council of Secular Humanism was all about, and invited him to 
sign the manifesto and come to the Congress in Los Angeles in 
May 2000.He said he would look at it and let me know. I asked 
his permission to write to him via email, as I had his email 
address from Taslima Nasrin. He gave his permission, and as I 
left, I added, "Mr. Rushdie, thank you very much, you are an 
inspiration to all of us." There for the first time, he showed some 
sort of human warmth, as he smiled spontaneously at my generous 
tribute.
I wrote to him via email giving more details about the conference 
in L.A. A few weeks later, I received a terse email note saying I 
could add his name to the Manifesto but that he was unable to 
attend the meeting in L.A.
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