From: Douglas P. Wilson (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: Fri 15 Nov 2002 - 21:23:55 GMT
>> Don't you know that the Onion is a fabled
>> satire magazine?
>Joe knows this quite well, and not just as fable.
Of course he does, Wade. I dare say the Onion
is much better known than any of the individual
people involved in the movement they Onionized
in the well-written piece cited -- and that is the
Does any of us remember the name of the Israeli
who entered a mosque with a machine gun and
started shooting people? I don't, and I don't
remember his picture, either, though I am sure that
must have been published at the time. But I will
never forget the photograph of Israelis holding
candles and laying wreaths at his grave, as if he
was a national hero.
I would like to know who THOSE people were,
what their family histories look like, and why
they honour one person whose only claim to
fame is as the madman who murdered many
muslims in a mosque -- while those Islamic
individuals, (for whatever reasons) were praying
to the same deity their close Semitic cousins the
Israelis hold sacred. (The same one most Americans
claim to believe in, the one who listed "Thou Shalt Not
Kill" a commandment, albeit one of lower priority than
the first, [or first two, depending on your source]).
Supposedly the US hypocritically targets Arab
nations in the Middle East because of the oil there,
but the US has vast energy reserves, including oil,
as does Canada and other American nations,
such as Venezuela and Ecuador. Others suppose
that the entire US, well over 300 million people,
is but a pawn in the hands of a few rich New York
Jews. (I'm sure that's what the KKK thinks they are
fighting against). Perhaps instead we should
remember the Teutonic origins of so many (white)
people in the US, something quite obvious from
the genealogies of many famous Americans.
It may just be anti-Semitism.
Very high on my hypothetical list of people most likely
to die in any serious war between Iraq and the US would
be the entire population of the Semitic nations of the
Middle East, Jordan, Syria, Palestine, Israel, Kuwait, etc.
(Not Iraq, nor Iran, with their large Aryan [Iranian, Irish], populations).
I wish I could be more statistically accurate about this,
but I would imagine from genetics alone that the many
fair-haired Israelis with relatives in the US (and distant
cousins in Germany) might contrive to be away visiting
relatives in one of those countries when the most deadly
Well, what do you think, Wade? Should I write this idea
up for the Onion? Or for ConspiracyOfTheWeek.Com?
Is there a KKK academic journal out there that might be
interested in a well-footnoted serious presentation of
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