Message-Id: <199707191334.IAA29224@mail.tds.net>
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 1997 09:36:02 -0500
From: "Lawrence D. Rupp" <rlawrenc@mail.tds.net>
To: Memetics <memetics@mmu.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: joke
Steve Kurtz wrote: (To Gaia PC List) (Are these variation on a meme?)
> 
> I didn't create this, but think it is worth passing on. :-)
> 
> RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
> 
> Taoism          Shit Happens
> 
> Hare Krishna    Shit Happens
> 
> Hinduism        This Shit Happened Before
> 
> Islam           If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage
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> Zen             What is the sound of Shit Happening?
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> Buddhism        When Shit Happens is it really Shit?
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> Confucianism    Confucius say: "Shit Happens"
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> 7th Day Adventist    Shit Happens on Saturday
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> Protestantism   Shit Won't Happen if I Work Harder
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> Catholicism     If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
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> Jehovah's Witness    Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"
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> Unitarian       What is This Shit?
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> Mormon          Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
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> Judaism         Why Does This Shit Always Happen to Me?
> 
> Rastafarianism  Let's Smoke this Shit!
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